Umbrella Corporation

- Introduction

Welcome to my Webpage! I must admit, I'm not the best at this whole "tracking" thing. In fact, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't know how to track you even if I wanted to. But I guess that's good thing

- What Information We Collect

Well, to be honest, not much. I won't be able to tell if you're reading. I don't collect any personal data because, well, I don't really know how. Plus, you're running this webpage locally, so you're pretty much off the grid.

- How We Use Your Information

Since I don't really collect any information, I can't use it for anything. But if I did, I'd probably use it for nothing?

- Your Rights

You have the right to turn off the internet and disappear from our radar completely. Not that you were really on my radar to begin with, but you get the idea.

- Changes to This Policy

It won't happen.

- Contact Us

If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, feel free contact me in your classroom.

Thanks for reading or at least skimming it.